All Archive

Or stickied for starters. Noone reads the stickies.

I like this the best.

Credit goes to Wombatula for this format.

Dear:

[ ] Nub
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Tard
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] LURKER!!!
[ ] Spaz
[ ] Freak
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Socialist
[ ] Bible-thumper
[ ] Anonymous coward
[ ] McDonalds employee
[ ] Rebel Scum

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted "YOU ALL SUCK/THIS SUCKS" message
[ ] You said "/sign" to something
[ ] You said "/agree" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted A trade message in a proffession forum
[ ] You brag about things that never happened
[ ] Your sig/alias/name sucks
[ ] You asked the same question in 5 forums
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] Everyone hates you
[ ] You asked about the Kamino Pike without looking first
[ ] You didn't read the stickies/FAQ's
[ ] You posted to more than four threads on different forums simultaneously
[ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
[ ] You posted something really stupid
[ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
[ ] you incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority
[ ] you are posting an anonymous attack
[ ] you used 1337 speak and therefore deserve no respect
[ ] you posted a leaving message without specifiying stuff rights
[ ] you posted a 1 sided rant
[ ] you give your profession of [insert profession] a bad name with your views
[ ] you asked for an i win button
[ ] you are using bright large text of varying colours in your posts
[ ] its fun

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Stop posting entirely
[ ] Give up your SWG account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in the krayt graveyard for a month
[ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
[ ] Give me your stuff
[ ] Slam your fingers in a desk drawer repeatedly
[ ] Join n00bcom and be royally flamed
[ ] Submit yourself to Virrago/Garva for an official beating

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Bite me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity the fool
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or die
[ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Log in and type /guildremove
[ ] n00b
[ ] kthxbye
[ ] All of the above

How about this:

Dear

[ ] Tiggs

[ ] TH

[ ] Julio Torres

[ ] GarVa

I

[ ] have canceled my account today

[ ]would like to toss you into the Sarlacc pit

[ ]hate your guts

because

[ ] there is still no Smuggling content in this game

[ ] it has become apparent that there never will be Smuggling content

[ ] of the CU

[ ] you lied to us again

[ ] our friends quit this game in droves

where can I find illegal core boosters?

---

Omiskopa wrote:

where can I find illegal core boosters?

---

---

Fernas wrote:

If you are posting here in the Smuggler forums for the first time, or just don't post here often, do not be surprised if something you say sets us off and you get flamed.

You see, we're a mite touchy. 2+ years of being ignored will do that to you.

Most of the people still here after all this time and pain have loved this profession since the late 70's and really, truly consider themselves Smugglers with a capitol "S". Because of this, certain words and phrases will, almost always, set us off.

For instance:

- asking for something smuggler related or trying to sell something smuggler related will get you flamed. its in a sticky, you were warned.

- asking about "dabbling" in smuggler will get you flamed. many of us believe that Smuggler is a lifestyle not a profession and take offense to someone using it just for a skill.

- complaining about a smuggler skill being overpowered will get you flamed. the only attention we've gotten in 2+ years is getting nerfed when some twinker finds a way to exploit one of our skills. this also has some bearing on the previous point.

- telling us we should stop complaining because every other profession has problems too will get you flamed. 2+ years. no more needs to be said.

Those arejust some of the reasons i'm giving this warning. Please, if you make a post in the Smuggler forums that we don't like, for whatever reason, expect some very bitter, angry, beaten-down Smugglers to tear it to pieces.

You have been warned.

---

MoLEMAN BRICKHoUSE
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
ANIL v JACKCRACKERvMCMoLE
Mole Hole! Dantooine, Flurry: 356 -2670 Antarian city

---

Aendracon- wrote:

How about this:

Dear

[ ] Tiggs

[ ] TH

[ ] Julio Torres

[ ] GarVa

I

[ ] have canceled my account today

[ ] would like to toss you into the Sarlacc pit

[ ] hate your guts

because

[ ] there is still no Smuggling content in this game

[ ] it has become apparent that there never will be Smuggling content

[ ] of the CU

[ ] you lied to us again

[ ] our friends quit this game in droves

---

---

Hetnikik wrote:

---

Omiskopa wrote:

where can I find illegal core boosters?

---

I will hunt you down and kill you using my great skills...

---