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Thread: The Return

TimSpork
Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:45 pm
#1


The unmarked speeder barely slowed down as it entered to settlement. Its high pitch whine sounded loud against the quiet buildings. As the vehicle skimmed past a larger establishment the passenger door slide open and a bundle roughly the shape and size of a human male flew out. It rolled several times before hitting a lamppost that vainly attempted to give its corner an air of respectability. The bundle pulled its self up as the transport whipped away out around the town wall and as the whining died away the bundled dusted off its jacket and looked around.


The lamp light revealed a human of average age and appearance. His only striking fetchers where a scraggly bead and long hair, both given to him by his resent incarceration. The town, if it could even be called that, was made up of a wall and several buildings surrounding a one pad transport station. The larger building which he had been so unceremoniously dumped was obviously a cantina of sorts, judging by the neon signs and numerous broken down speeder bikes out front. The man had no interest in alcohol right now, which didn’t matter as he had no money anyway.


“Five months in the Dathomir prison and I get dumped here,” he muttered to himself, “at least they where kind enough to let me off in town.” The man let out a groan as he massaged his back which had just recently become intimate with a lamp post. “Thanks for the brakes pal,” he said patting the post of the lamp pole and almost in response the light flickered and died. He shrugged to himself as he pulled the rest of his clothes straight. The clothes where the ones he had been arrested in five months earlier, a simple shirt, dark blue jacket, brown pants and black boots made up his ensemble. They where once the height of fashion but now they where now badly wrinkled with deep crease from their storage.


His clothes and an Imperial ID chip in his pockets made up his only possessions. The chip could be used at the Imperial customs station in the landing pad terminal to regain his ship, parked high in orbit at the space station. He was already planning his next mover after he got back to his ship. He had a lot of contacts to reestablish and not a few bounties to pay off, but after that he could get back to his “shipping” business with pleasure. With nothing else to do and a great desire to get as far away from this planet as possible the man turned his back on the bar and the rude streetlight and headed for the terminal.


It was late but, “The Empire Never Sleeps,” at least that was what the propaganda post stated. The poster was attached to the wall above the head of a sleeping custom agent, his head resting peacefully atop datapads. This scene of utter irony struck the man rather hard and he began laughing. The customs agent snapped upright at the sound and glared at the man. “Can I help you,” the agent said seriously.


The man had to fight to regain his composure and apologized, “I’m sorry it’s just that I’ve only had rats and spiders to talk too for the last five months and none of them weren’t close to being as funny as what I just saw…” The man thought for a minute about what he just said, coming the to conclusion that it made sense he continued, “well except for Rat number 4 but that’s a long story, you see 4 was saying to me, he said…” “Sir,” the agent interrupted, “If you’re looking for the hospital it’s just down the street but I don’t think they help mental cas…” “Oh sorry no I fine,” the man said, “I’ve just been released from the prison and want to get my ship back.” The agent’s face became rigid and emotionless upon hearing the word prison. “Sir there is NO prison on this planet and I would ask you to remember it.” “Oh right sorry I forgot, I was insane in a cave for the last five months,” the man replied with a smug grin mostly covered by his beard. The agent who didn’t know the word sarcasm simply took the offered ID chip from the bearded man and scanned in into his computer. “Very well sir a transport has been dispatched to take you to your ship. I just need voice verification for ID.” The man cleared his throat and spoke clearly into the microphone, “my names Captain Rich Sharpe, pilot extraordinaire.” The agent frowned at the last part and the man simply winked back as he thought to himself, “I’m back baby.”



Hey all I'm back to check out the new changes. I just whipped that up while I'm downloading the update. So fill me in on what's been happening.




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Rich "Captian Obvious" Sharpe: 1st Day Vet 6/26/03
...Was banned from the forum for 7 days beacuse he wanted his profesion to work
I am Jack's ignored profession.
MaxisQuinn
Fri Nov 04, 2005 8:54 pm
#2

Very Nice. Welcome back Captain.



Maxis Wilde- Master Smuggler/Master Pistoller/Master Pilot ***Starsider***
Real Smugglers Don't Advertise. If you want the best you will find me. If not...you're on your own.
TimSpork
Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:01 pm
#3






MaxisQuinn wrote:

Very Nice. Welcome back Captain.





Thanks I was kinda sad that no one is still using thier nick names from the great nick nameing binge of July. Atleast no one I saw.



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Rich "Captian Obvious" Sharpe: 1st Day Vet 6/26/03
...Was banned from the forum for 7 days beacuse he wanted his profesion to work
I am Jack's ignored profession.
SmugglinZane
Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:04 pm
#4

I'm still here... some others have also reactivated, you'll see them around.



"Jedi claims of being "broken" are like saying "But my TV isn't widescreen! It's broken! My TV can't show high-def pictures in 1080i, it can only do 720i! It's broken!" Meanwhile, crafters are saying "We'd really like to have a TV that's larger than 12" and gets more than 4 channels and doesn't constantly lose vertical control", and entertainers are saying "Can we get some color instead of this B&W piece of junk?" And smugglers? We're listening to radio programs of "The Shadow" and "The Abbot and Costello Comedy Hour" and hearing FDR's Fireside Chats. We don't even HAVE a damn TV, much less a broken one or a "broken" one by Jedi standards. I'd LOVE to be as "broken" as they are." - The Legendary Solo4114
Keck_is_banned
Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:05 pm
#5



TimSpork wrote:


MaxisQuinn wrote:
Very Nice. Welcome back Captain.



Thanks I was kinda sad that no one is still using thier nick names from the great nick nameing binge of July. Atleast no one I saw.





To be fair, I killed off Keck permanently, and that account got permabanned from the forums, so the nickname doesn't really apply



Keck
Knight of the Holy Order of the Banned

TimSpork
Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:08 pm
#6






Keck_is_banned wrote:





TimSpork wrote:





MaxisQuinn wrote:

Very Nice. Welcome back Captain.





Thanks I was kinda sad that no one is still using thier nick names from the great nick nameing binge of July. Atleast no one I saw.







To be fair, I killed off Keck permanently, and that account got permabanned from the forums, so the nickname doesn't really apply





Aww I liked Keck "the Neck" myself.

How did you get permabanned? Or do I not want to know.



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Rich "Captian Obvious" Sharpe: 1st Day Vet 6/26/03
...Was banned from the forum for 7 days beacuse he wanted his profesion to work
I am Jack's ignored profession.
Keck_is_banned
Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:39 pm
#7



TimSpork wrote:


Keck_is_banned wrote:


TimSpork wrote:


MaxisQuinn wrote:
Very Nice. Welcome back Captain.



Thanks I was kinda sad that no one is still using thier nick names from the great nick nameing binge of July. Atleast no one I saw.





To be fair, I killed off Keck permanently, and that account got permabanned from the forums, so the nickname doesn't really apply


Aww I liked Keck "the Neck" myself.
How did you get permabanned? Or do I not want to know.





I probably shouldn't say. It was pretty unique.



Keck
Knight of the Holy Order of the Banned

TimSpork
Fri Nov 04, 2005 9:59 pm
#8






Keck_is_banned wrote:





TimSpork wrote:





Keck_is_banned wrote:





TimSpork wrote:





MaxisQuinn wrote:

Very Nice. Welcome back Captain.





Thanks I was kinda sad that no one is still using thier nick names from the great nick nameing binge of July. Atleast no one I saw.







To be fair, I killed off Keck permanently, and that account got permabanned from the forums, so the nickname doesn't really apply





Aww I liked Keck "the Neck" myself.

How did you get permabanned? Or do I not want to know.







I probably shouldn't say. It was pretty unique.




Damn can you PM or email me it? I'm curious now.



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Rich "Captian Obvious" Sharpe: 1st Day Vet 6/26/03
...Was banned from the forum for 7 days beacuse he wanted his profesion to work
I am Jack's ignored profession.
TomoRainer
Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:25 am
#9

He looked at me cockeyed. Couldn't let that stand.







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fishbrains
Sat Nov 05, 2005 12:55 am
#10

I use mine still



Joras 'Godfather' Kal'lan/Aethen Dor

Master Smuggler/Master Officer
Sunrunner's Elder Smuggler


TimSpork
Sat Nov 05, 2005 7:36 am
#11






fishbrains wrote:
I use mine still




/hi5 "Godfather"



Hmm I wonder if my house with my junk still exsits.....



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Rich "Captian Obvious" Sharpe: 1st Day Vet 6/26/03
...Was banned from the forum for 7 days beacuse he wanted his profesion to work
I am Jack's ignored profession.
JediArashi
Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:19 am
#12






TomoRainer wrote:
He looked at me cockeyed. Couldn't let that stand.




And no one messes with the Tomo!!!!!!



Arashi - The one and only "Agent Zero"

Proud member of the greatest community around....Smuggler for life!
GanymedePharuu
Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:34 am
#13

what was my nickname again?


i totally forgot.




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