Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
Tavtrin
Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:11 pm
#1535
And he would have responded "i pwNzOr U nOob i uBre leEt an my friendz r devs!!!"
JTGAlpha wrote:
Geeklord....you mean this guy had the temerity to be ANGRY at his FREE buff??? And then DEMANDED remuneration for something that was FREE? What in the name of God's pajamas is wrong with people? I would have unleashed a barage of fury on him that would have degradated his puny soul into non-existance.
JTGAlpha
Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:40 pm
#1536
No no...a verbal barage. The entire starport would have laughed at him until he cried so hard the tears fry his computer.
GeekLordAragorn12
Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:19 am
#1537
Story from when I was a doc:
Idiot: Hey, can I have a free buff?
Me: Sure
*buffs*
Next day -
Idiot: Can I have a free buff?
My biv had just gone down, so I was about to pop another one, but decided not to for him, because it was free.
*buffs idiot*
Idiot: Hey! Use biv!
Me: (white lie) I'm out, sorry.
Idiot goes over to another doc, pays 10k more for ANOTHER buff( I had buffed him 2.2k).
He comes back over to me and says: 10k
Me: What?
Idiot: 10k for the f***ing enhancements!
Me: Ummm...no. I gave you perfectly good buffs.
Idiot: ^&(&^%*^%#$ you, you're a )*&(^&%***(()#
Idiot: ...
Idiot ...
Idiot: 10k!!!!
Me: Welcome to my ignore list.
Bootzislee
Thu Feb 03, 2005 1:50 am
#1538
in reply to LaughingWolf, only compensation i had was the money he had just given me. and the "/addignore n00b;/quit" was just an expression.no hard fellings for thinkin' i was bein' a jerk
Boot
GeekLordAragorn12
Thu Feb 03, 2005 8:22 am
#1539
JTGAlpha wrote:
Geeklord....you mean this guy had the temerity to be ANGRY at his FREE buff??? And then DEMANDED remuneration for something that was FREE? What in the name of God's pajamas is wrong with people? I would have unleashed a barage of fury on him that would have degradated his puny soul into non-existance.
Yea, I know. I was really surprised that he would be angry about something free. But hey, I'm not very good at causing degradation. 
EnderUK
Thu Feb 03, 2005 10:38 am
#1540
GeekLordAragorn12 wrote:
JTGAlpha wrote:
Geeklord....you mean this guy had the temerity to be ANGRY at his FREE buff??? And then DEMANDED remuneration for something that was FREE? What in the name of God's pajamas is wrong with people? I would have unleashed a barage of fury on him that would have degradated his puny soul into non-existance.
Yea, I know. I was really surprised that he would be angry about something free. But hey, I'm not very good at causing degradation.
I wouldn't worry I had a guy use very bad language at me because he wanted 1k of faction. When I quoted my price of 125k he said he only had 40k and could he give it to him for that. I explained that I would be making a loss myself of 55k if I did that. He then asked how much 40k could get him and I did the quick calcualtion and told him that you could get that amount for free by simply running a couple of faction missions alot cheaper and he would get the money for him. I even told him that he might want to go to a faction farm and I knew of a few. His response was a very bad word.
Kyllan
Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:31 am
#1541
Czar_Tim wrote:me: *uses clamp and cooses wrong one on purpose* opps i forgot to put clamp on and it failed. /quit
That seems a little malicious.
Czar_Tim
Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:29 pm
#1542
the only thing worse than idiot is an idiot whos an idiot on purpose
Dark_Jedi88
Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:52 pm
#1543
Czar_Tim wrote:the only thing worse than idiot is an idiot whos an idiot on purpose
Heheh, so true.
It's not the noobs(the new people), it's the uber 1337 newbs; they act the way you said, or just don't want to think that there's something out there that they don't know.
cpz
Sun Feb 06, 2005 8:14 am
#1544
The worst guys are ones who give you the "I uz2 b Smugg" and then tell you exactly how to get that damage 36% slice
You know full well that what they mean is I had a BH pistols template that hadSmuggler --4- before they got Jedi
Nicolas_Frost
Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:52 pm
#1546
cpz wrote:
The worst guys are ones who give you the "I uz2 b Smugg" and then tell you exactly how to get that damage 36% slice
You know full well that what they mean is I had a BH pistols template that hadSmuggler --4- before they got Jedi
Or that they were hologrinders who had the profession for a total of two days, yet somehow "knew" every single intricacy of it. My favorite was thisholo-Master Smugglerwho never read the dialogue when using a clamp, and thought that they only guaranteed success about 65% of the time...
Laozlilozl_Rufflz
Sun Feb 06, 2005 10:54 pm
#1547
Kyllan wrote:
Czar_Tim wrote:me: *uses clamp and cooses wrong one on purpose* opps i forgot to put clamp on and it failed. /quit
That seems a little malicious.
You've gotta admit, some people deserve that one
Unuca Cose