Smuggler Archive
Thread: A chuckle for the smuggler
egbertvanloenen
Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:10 am
#1497
Exhibit69 wrote:
There was a post a page or two back about Slicing House Terminals. i do this all the time and its super easy. Just put your Master Smuggler tag up , and be 0400 merchant as well. Get the "Mark" to put you on his admin for the house, and drop a cr or 2 into his maintenance pool!! Success! a 20% Maintenance Slice!
don't forget to change the house-name to: i'm a n00b
RebelGannan
Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:59 am
#1499
D'oh. Then I see the gaming table thread. That must have been what he meant. So the jokes on me. OK so Im the idiot in this case. Hopefully you still got a laugh from my stupidity 
Waarangel
Tue Jan 18, 2005 11:18 am
#1500
RebelGannan wrote:
D'oh. Then I see the gaming table thread. That must have been what he meant. So the jokes on me. OK so Im the idiot in this case. Hopefully you still got a laugh from my stupidity
At least you can laugh at yourself. Means the rest of won't be the only ones...and hey, it happens to us all. At least you caught yourself quickly. Me? I would've edited the thread, denying it ever existed.
KJFett
Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:29 pm
#1501
Waarangel wrote:
RebelGannan wrote:
D'oh. Then I see the gaming table thread. That must have been what he meant. So the jokes on me. OK so Im the idiot in this case. Hopefully you still got a laugh from my stupidity
At least you can laugh at yourself. Means the rest of won't be the only ones...and hey, it happens to us all. At least you caught yourself quickly. Me? I would've edited the thread, denying it ever existed.
Unless we quote you before you can. 
He is a new account and can't edit!
He is a new account and can't edit!
Thochkored
Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:39 pm
#1502
I had a guy ask me how much I charge for a slice, I told him 7k per item.
He said so, 100 Powerhammers would be 700K.
I told him "No, I charge more for Bulk orders".
He replied, "What's a bulk order?"
Fernas
Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:13 pm
#1503
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Ive been reading this thread for a while, and now that Ive finally made novice smuggler I can contribute. On my first day of being a smuggler I get a tell from a player asking me if I can build him a table. I have the scematics and all the parts he says, I just need you to craft it for me. I tell him that what he needs is an artisan. No it's a smuggler table, I need a smuggler. I assure him that he is mistaken...but he persists...telling me that I only require underworld one to construct this tabvle for him. I finally disuaded him by simply saying I was a brand new smuggler and didnt have underworld one yet.
The common thread among all these stories is people are just so convinced they're right. They just wont take no for an answer
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that's not funny, its just sad. when you said "what he needs is an artisan" you SHOULD have been right. *sigh*
its turned into the "A tear for the smuggler" thread. 
MavriK512
Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:02 pm
#1504
/sigh
The first person that sked if I would make a gaming table for them, I told them "No, I won't do it."
They sent me three or four more tells asking me to make it. Saying "I've got the schematic" and "It's the gaming table, I need a smuggler with underworld 1"
I was thinking "Why are you telling me this? I know what it is, and I said I won't do it."
Man. Fnar.
The first person that sked if I would make a gaming table for them, I told them "No, I won't do it."
They sent me three or four more tells asking me to make it. Saying "I've got the schematic" and "It's the gaming table, I need a smuggler with underworld 1"
I was thinking "Why are you telling me this? I know what it is, and I said I won't do it."
Man. Fnar.
Justarous
Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:29 pm
#1505
I was doing a slice the other day at the MO on dant, Doing a little rp. This npc miner kept walking in between me and my customer. So i decided to make a funny. I warn the miner that he is being rude by walking in between us, and to stop or he'll end up dead. Right after that, he does it again. So i blast him, and his dying words are "Well, dying in my sleep was a boring way to go anyway!"
Message Edited by Justarous on 01-20-2005 07:29 PM
EnderUK
Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:39 pm
#1506
Justarous wrote:
I was doing a slice the other day at the MO on dant, Doing a little rp. This npc miner kept walking in between me and my customer. So i decided to make a funny. I warn the miner that he is being rude by walking in between us, and to stop or he'll end up dead. Right after that, he does it again. So i blast him, and his dying words are "Well, dying in my sleep was a boring way to go anyway!"
Message Edited by Justarous on 01-20-2005 07:29 PM
lmao
Dark_Jedi88
Fri Jan 21, 2005 1:20 pm
#1507
Justarous wrote:I was doing a slice the other day at the MO on dant, Doing a little rp. This npc miner kept walking in between me and my customer. So i decided to make a funny. I warn the miner that he is being rude by walking in between us, and to stop or he'll end up dead. Right after that, he does it again. So i blast him, and his dying words are "Well, dying in my sleep was a boring way to go anyway!"Message Edited by Justarous on 01-20-2005 07:29 PM
Thochkored
Fri Jan 21, 2005 2:11 pm
#1508
OMG! A suicidal NPC.
Message Edited by Thochkored on 01-21-2005 03:11 PM