Politician Archive

The following is not a log. I retyped it as accurately as I could (including original typos) from viewing my screen.

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Kristoff Darkstorm challenges you to a duel.

"Sorry, Kristoff." Shamera Kye says. "I can't duel. I need to go register my village."

Kristoff DarkStorm says, "there's enuff time for a duel"

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"Ok, I'll go first. What race sold the Wookiees into slavery?" Shamera Kye says.

Kristoff DarkStorm says, "wth?"

"duel me fool" Kristoff DarkStorm says.

Shamera Kye says, "I am. Oh, you're underequipped for a duel of knowledge?"

Kristoff DarkStorm says, "If you're afraid to duel me don't make excuses"

"Come on, Kristoff..." Shamera Kye says. "Duel Me! Answer my question or admit defeat!"

"What race sold the Wookiees into slavery?" Shamera Kye says.

"your the one not accepting the duel" Krisoff DarkStorm says.

"You only want to duel violently. You're afraid to match wits." Shamera Kye says.

"Small brained aliens only understand war. They'll never understand peace or the cost to obtain it. That's why they rebel. It's in their nature to be violent. The Empire is ready to meet their violence with swift and efficient military action." Shamera Kye says.

Krisoff DarkStorm says, "shamera just admit your a coward"

"If you admit you're stupid." Shamera Kye says.

El'cee tells you, 'fine meet up with us and I'll fight you.'

El'cee tells you, 'just because my husband is zab , dont make him a small brained person'.

El'cee tells you, 'your the one that was stareing like a fool'.

You reply to El'cee, 'Staring? I accepted his duel challenge and picked the terms - a challenge of knowledge. He was too afraid or too stupid to answer the first question.'.

El'cee tells you, 'that is not a challenge , thats trying to TALK your way out of a fight , pathic'.

You reply to El'cee, 'Pathic? Pathetic is someone who can't and must attempt to show his worth using weapons'.

El'cee tells you, 'what are you going to do in a war? talk ur way out ... get a grip'.

You tell El'cee, 'I'm a Politician. That's what we do!'.

LOL!

Awesome

Oh, the race that sold the wookies into slavery..

Um..Is that a trick question?

I thought that the wookies were forced into slavery by the empire?

<Is stupid>

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Tabcef Topue, Corbantis

Nice one

trandoshans

Well fought indeed Sham, .....what is the correct answer btw?

The trandoshans comes from the same solar system as the wookiee species and sold the wooiees into slavery to gain more power of their solar system.

Good job on that! I will have to try that one next time I'm challenged!

Sutarion

Very nice.

rofl - too funny.

haha thats great... i have a story like that a little.

( please excuse any miss spelling its early and im sleepy)

I was in moenia riding through town on my mount (unarmer) when i was stoped by two imperials who decided to start taunting me.... they proceded to call me wookie slave and reble scum and when i turned around and asked them if they had a problem and got off my mount they proceded to taunt: telling eachouther be carful hes a politician.

I then asked them if they wanted to duel.. they were very quick to challange... i then turned on my (Master Commando) tag and sprayed them both with flame cone 2 droping one then making easy clean up of the second. DBing them bothi put my politicion tag back on then telling them to be carful you can never count on what a politician will do.

This same thing happened to me, BigTimDog. I was in Theed cantina and a punk(a rebel punk, exactly) came up and started talking big stuff to me. Use all the "Weak Imp Politican Crafter" and other things that would be blocked by the filter.

So he finally challenges me to a /duel and I laugh at him. He says "WhaT?" and I asked him if he was sure he wanted to fight a Politician. He said yes,Politicians are nothing to fear.

Up went the TKM title, the /duel accept, KD2, Rawl, DB. He sent me a /tell saying I was cheap and a loser. I just laughed at him and said Politicians are always more then they seem.

He was pissed

what is this holification and saintification of the empire ? they blew up alderaan. thats simple. a WHOLE PLANET blown to bits. no atrocity is greater than that. it is illogical blabberish about slow minded warlike aliens being a rebel. it should say boot licking ignorant snobs being imperial instead.

rebellion brings chaos, empirebrings order : BULL **edit** of the topmost rate. correct one : empire is a ruthless dictatorship, rebellion is a fledgling republic.

Thanks.