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Thread: The Gunfighter Meets Holo's Emissary. (Non Serious stress relief)
Gunfighter: Holo desires Balence?
Princess Leia: He declares it to me, I swear it. He proposes that you withdraw your ranged KD. In return he grants you new titles like Dead eye and Trick shot, semi working dodges, and this chest of rebel disks which I am to pay to you personally.
Gunfighter: A lordship and titles. Disks. That I should become Judas?
Princess Leia Balence is made in such ways.
Gunfighter: Slaves are made in such ways. The last time Holo spoke of balence I was a boy. And many Novice CH's who would not be slaves, were lured by him under a flag of truce to a barn, where he had them Nerfed. I was very young, but I remember Holo's notion of Balence.
AIght... something to humor yall... and one skill point to the first person to guess where this we derived from... in the interests of maintaining sanity yall feel free to add your own altered humorous quotes... keep in good fun though.
Barn? Hmm. Sounds like you are trying to leave me hanging on that skill point 
-Axl
Holos Emissary: Knock Down? Thats what your worried about?
Gunfighter: Knock Down? I aint afraid of no knockdown!
Gunfighter: (shouts) They can knock me down!
Pistoleers: (all together) Knock me down!
Gunfighter: Throw away the timer!
Pistoleers: (all together) Throw a way the timer!
Gunfighter: I aint afraid to get knocked down and gang'banged by 10 ten rebels like they was the
San Fransisco Crypts!
Pistoleers
all together) Uhhh.......
Gunfighter: Thems was jokes! I was foolin ya'll
Holos Emissary: Ok..........