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Thread: What the Dev's do all day...

Leomi
Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:23 pm
#1

This is how the Dev's see the issues of proffesions:


Dev 1: "Did we have anyone check the boards for the proffession issues?"


Dev 2: "Nope, there all just mindless idiots who don't know anything, so screw them."


Dev 1: "Ok, lets go through the checklist of proffesions that really need fixed."


Dev 2: "Why do you say "fixed"? It such a terrible word. Theres nothing wrong with this game."


Dev 1: "Alllllllright. Going backwards....Weaponsmith needs some new schematics, TKA is just fine, who needs Tailors, there aren't any Swordsman in the game, Squad Leader is perfect...No fixes needed there...."


Dev 2: *cuts in* "You do know that Squad Leader is bugged like theres no tommorow."


Dev 1: "Sure...Ok, moving on, Scout needs be be fixed, and a ton of other proffessions--"


Dev 2: *cutting in* "Didn't you miss Smuggler?"


Dev 1: "We made a Smuggler Proffession?"


Dev 2: "I think so. We'll have Dev 3 get on that. Is there a Smuggler Proffession..Right."


Dev 1: "Who cares about them, even if there are...."


Dev 2: "Smugglers?"


Dev 1: "Yes thats it, Smugglers...Back to buissness."



The End....




Leomi
Community Leader
Playing since Launch Day.
Leomi
Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:27 pm
#2

This is how the Dev's see the issues of proffesions:


Dev 1: "Did we have anyone check the boards for the proffession issues?"


Dev 2: "Nope, there all just mindless idiots who don't know anything, so screw them."


Dev 1: "Ok, lets go through the checklist of proffesions that really need fixed."


Dev 2: "Why do you say "fixed"? It such a terrible word. Theres nothing wrong with this game."


Dev 1: "Alllllllright. Starting at Rifleman...Riflemans fine, may need a nerf. I love nerfing things, make a note of that."


Dev 2: "Note: We love nefing things. Ok moving on."


Dev 1: "Ranger is just perfect.--"


Dev 2: *cuts in* "You do know that Ranger is pretty bugged too."


Dev 1: "Sure...Ok, moving on,Pikeman needs be be fixed, and a ton of other proffessions--"


Dev 2: *cutting in* "Didn't you miss Pistoleer?"


Dev 1: "We made a Pistoleer Proffession?"


Dev 2: "I think so. We'll have Dev 3 get on that. Is there a Pistoleer Proffession..Right."


Dev 1: "Who cares about them, even if there are...."


Dev 2: "Pistoleers?"


Dev 1: "Yes thats it, Pistoleers...I'm glad I hired you...Back to buissness."



The End....




Leomi
Community Leader
Playing since Launch Day.
Lucerro
Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:52 am
#3

/AGREE!!!!!


lol you musta had a bug planted at sony to get this accurate of info,

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