Pistoleer Archive

Best I came up with, maybe someone has better they can post:

(I don't mind the new titles, and just think there are some jokes to be made about the rest of our profession)

Quickdraw:
well, you know how you select a target and fire a 1-shot, and it dies, how you don't see the gun raise in firing position? Pistoleers are actually moving so fast that you don't see them fire. For other professions, it must just be a bug, because, we are the QUICKDRAW artist. Not to be confused with the slightly faster BH pistol, which is the "faster draw". Quickdraw.

Dead-Eye:

This is what any profession is that tries to fight someone with Eye-Shot. Pistoleers get hit the most with this attack since BHs and Pistoleers have a long (lol, 2 months) tradition of rivalry on the boards."I read you posted "nerf BHs on the forums!" Here, eat non-healable ultra-fastdamage + blind!!!" Dead-Eye.

Trickshot:
My personal favorite. Trickshot really refers to Disarming Shot 1, and Disarming Shot 2, you know, those profession defining abilities that SOUND cool, and one that actually WAS coolbut is now broken like disarm1. Trickshot is what we call aplayer that gottricked into believing the descriptions and though DA1 and DA2 would be cool special attacks, intead of broken crap. Trickshot.

We wear our titles with pride I think I'm gonna wear TrickShot, I was certainly fooled

I'm not really making fun of the titles, they are OK. Gunslinger was the coolest though..but they aren't that bad. What is bad is what we are left with after the joke is over. No bounty hunters were harmed in the writing, have some fun with it, dont take it seriously.

lol, that's just f.king hilarious. BH get a style called eyeshot, and pistoleers get a title called Dead-Eye.

HAHAHAHAHA, its so sad its funny.

hahaha Man this was hilarious. Good one Jaegen

My favorite was Dead-Eye ... so true, so true.

Jaegan, you are prolly the most sarcastic Correspondant....

I love it. So honest and true in what you say.

quick draw not be confused with the slightly faster bh pistol.... is my fav part

this post is funny....untell you sit and think about it

i mean, what have i been doing with my life for 2 months now?

nothing....absolutly nothing

im close to master pistoleer after all my late nights of work, having to wake up early the next day to goto work, only to come back home and do the same night after night, loosing sleep.....and now i find its all for nothing

from the bottom of my heart, i dont understand what sony is doing right now...

im honestly happy to know that the bh's are screwed anymore with the llc they can actualy take down their marks....and now the commandos have a point to life as well....i just dont understand why they have to contantly have this seasaw effect when helping other classes

with the kd nerf, theres no honest reason to have killed disarm2 like they did

again, this has seriously left me feeling empty, confused and upset.....i still have high hopes for this game, but they are begining to dwindle

this post is awesome!

this good thread got burried

/bump

Make this post sticky, it's classic.

Im sure most other combat classes will complain about "Dead-Eye" being a dev justification for our "long range accuracy"

Gunslinger & Gunfighter are still my favorites...though I sometimes like to wear other titles so enemies don't pay attention to me

You forgot 'Master Gunfighter' - The profession of fighting with your DX2 to be able to hit anything from more than 5 feet away.

Also, 'Gunsligher' - This allows you to throw your gun at mobs and run screaming, not only does it do more damage than most of your specials, its also probably the best change you've got against anything bigger than a Gnort.