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I know this isnt probably the best place to put this but considering it is the Dancer board I thought it might be somewhat appropriate and hopefully get a laugh or two.
What is the Afker's favorite dance?
Anyone?
Anyone?
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The MACRO-ana
(Macarana)
/gigglei vote for a /ban immediately
jk
LOL thank you. I had a bad day, and this cheered me up a bit. LOL
Here I put this on the SWG board a few days ago, that joke inspired me to share it here
How to make millions entertaining!
You too can be a real life entertainer and make $BIG BUCK$!
Things you will need:
1)Continuous loop tape
2)Wind up timer
3)A loud stereo
4)Full medical coverage
Step 1.
Splice the tape so it is no longer then 5 min in length (shorter duration is even better). Record music on the tape along with your voice demanding tips, favorite movie quotes, excerpts from your resume, and any other inane babble you can think of.
Step 2.
Set up your stereo on your porch and play the tape as loud as you can. Go inside and set the timer for 1 hour and watch TV.
Step 3.
When the timer goes off march to one of you neighbors houses pound on the door and demand a tip. If he complains about the noise use one of the following excuses for your behavior “Hey buddy I pay rent here same as you don’t tell me what to do!” or “I am doing a public service, see the guy on the next block doesn’t have a stereo”
Step 4.
Go inside your house and call someone at random and complain that your not getting any tips and your not getting anywhere in life because your neighbors is cheap. Call your congressman and demand your neighbor be forced to tip you.
Step 5.
Reset timer for 1 hour and repeat from step 3.
Price of a continuous loop tape $12
Price of a wind up timer .99 cents
Watching your neighbor beat the %&*$ out of you ….Priceless
Message Edited by tureliochicane on 11-10-2004 05:51 AM