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The phrase "This might have been addressed already, but I'm not about to go sifting through every post just in case, so acquire some coping skills" is a registered trademark of Nullifying Industries.

1. "I have to master starfighters to get certified to pilot the YT-1300? I might not have time, I still have to gopass the Formula 1 driving course to get my license to drive my station wagon."

2. "Good thing I learned to open the Windowed version of the game so I've got something to read while I travel from one nav point to the next. Isn't 1000m per minute swoop speed?"

3. "So, I logged out in space around Yavin so I can continue my duty mission, and now I'm back in Eisley and have to go get the mission again? These need to be open-ended."

"Mankind shall never be truly free until the last king is hanged with the guts of the last priest." -Voltaire


"Being called an idiot for having less than 30 posts on the forums feels like being called a loser for not speaking FLUENT Klingon or having only THREE naked pictures of Lara Croft." -Me, The post with too much truth for The Man to handle.