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Thread: 10 Annoying phrases that makes Doctors cringe....

taycie
Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:24 pm
#66






DasShadow wrote:
Except Taycie (kiiara in Shadowfire), she likes to be bothered. You can ask her anytime for a buff if youre in Shadowfire, just send her a tell like crazy..she loves it. =)~





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WolphScout
Tue Mar 30, 2004 2:52 pm
#67






DasShadow wrote:
We dont really like being asked if we are buffing. Normally if you stay by a starport and a shuttleport, you will see a line of people standing around for buffs and a doctor is usually standing in front of that line with his droid out. And MOST of the time, he will be advertising that hes buffing. If a doctor is in "search people" and you know theres a doctor around but you dont see him buffing around the starport or cantina, its most likely hes NOT buffing and doesnt want to be bothered.




I only go to starports for buffs, and i allways look for the buff animationfroma toon with a bot out. And i allways still ask if they are buffing cause 1 out of 10 times they are on the last of their buffs or they are getting ready to dash. And besides its a way to get the docs aware that I need a buff. I could be one of the masses of people that just go to the starport to spam or look for something to buy. How is a doc going to know I want a buff if i don't ask "can I get a buff" or "Can I get in line" every doc does things differently some put you in a line others do it by tells some do it by email.


Message Edited by WolphScout on 03-30-2004 02:55 PM



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Olepi
Tue Mar 30, 2004 3:34 pm
#68

hated phrases and my responses.


I actualy had some total asshat tell me this this weekend.


"i need buffs!"


my response: tell someone that cares.


And last night's classic: Hey can i get buffs from you?


My response: no i am not buffing.


"why not?"


My response: because i do not get enough money to do so.


"i will pay you well"


My response: "no sorry"


" then take off your master doctor title there is no point in keeping that up if you do not want tells"


My response: i should not have to my no should be simple enough.


"Well i said i would pay you"


My response: i told you no. Besides you could not pay me enough.


"well glad to know there are some rebel *icks out there worthy of my ignore list @$$hole.


My response: (i went back into the cantina where the moron was and shouted the following)


"now buffing anyone who wants buffs Except that asshat WATEO"


Best 25 minutes i spent this week.


PistolPaknPapa
Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:48 am
#69






Travin64068 wrote:

"Can you justbuff my quickness, plz?" (This is usually said when I have a line of 6 people waiting for FULL buffs).


"ne one buffing? PST" (If I'm buffing, like I have time to send a /tell)


"Are you going to be here in an hour?" (GOD, I hope not)


I also hate all the "thx", "plz", "ty", "yw" and "ne". If I have to take the time to sit there and buff you, you could at least spend the time to hit all the keys to say "please" and "thank you".


- Travin








Ok, the Ten questions I can uderstand being upset with....after hearing anything for the 10,000th time it will get old. I just don't see how you can get upset at "thx", "plz", "ty", "yw"...etc. To me this is a sign of being a nit-picker at best, but more like a whiner. If someone is spamming Plz, Plz, plz....add infinitium then sure...that is upsetting. But a casual "thx" shouldn't be a problem.


And saying "if I have to take the time to sit there and buff you, you caould at least spend the time to hit all the keys to say "please" and 'thank you"". I mean seriously, if you were only there for said person then YES you could ask that, but the truth is you are there for money. To me, a person taking the time to say "Thanks" or "thx" means the exact same thing, and is definately nothing to take personal or even as a serious problem. Maybe you need to start paying them to spell out the whole word, that should correct the problem (maybe not). but definately put down the glass (the whiney glass that is) and find a serious complaint (Lord knows there are plenty of others to find .... liekk the 10 in the original post)


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CraigLowell
Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:14 am
#70

Brilliant matey, Just Brilliant


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Syraxen
Wed Mar 31, 2004 6:48 am
#71

definately some of those phrases are classic annoying ones some of the sarcastic replies though make me think of 'the Quon' who any of you that used to play everquest may know of, he was a guy that pretended to be a cleric who was extremely funny while being greedy arrogant and selfish, sounds bad but was tounge in cheek



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DasShadow
Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:11 am
#72

Okay I asked a few doctors last night about their most hated phrase and they were more than willing to share their opinion with me =D

"Are you buffing?" - 4 Docs
"Can you heal my wounds?" - 2 Docs
"Can I get a quickness buff?" - 2 Docs
"Can I get in line?" = 1 Doc

NOT ONE Doc told me nothing annoys them, they all told me pretty straight away LOL



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DasShadow
Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:12 am
#73

Oh I forgot one more, but only one doc didnt like the phrase, "You forgot to buff my mind".

LMFAO I love that one too. Lets make that TWO docs =)



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mik_e
Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:20 am
#74






Toke_Bow wrote:

By the way, I always give my faction cheap rates, do other people do that, and if it is a opposing faction and a person who has made me take long dirt napps, I usally double!






I do that to, sometimes When it's obvious that they need buffs to attack rebels i refuse to buff.


Customer (of a known imp guild) : "Can you buff me?"


Me: "No sorry i can't "


Customer:"Why?"


Me: "Because you're imp and i don't feel like buffing imps tonight"


Customer:"ah come on dude, i need buffs to go hunt rancors"


Me:" Yeah right, and half of your guild is attacking a reb base on this planet"


Customer:" No no, we're goingon a rancor hunt"


/tell from a reb friend :"Our base is under attack, it's <insert guild here> need help..!"


Me: "Sorry i gotta go now, you're friends are already attacking "


Customer:"...."




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Loshuss
Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:24 am
#75

Sometimes I feel really bad for the black barred people at starports and on Bloodfin, I see a decent amount of them. Last night, I healed a fellow rebel of around 2k wounds with a couple packs. The guy freaked out at how cool it was to be healed and challenged me to a duel... I've since decided that I need a pair of mind-fire VK's...


A few minutes later, I got to the Mining Outpost on Dantooine, where the buffbots had (Oh My God) run out of packs. Panic seemed to wash over the crowd. "Who's buffing now?" "You mean I have to hunt without buffs?" "You mean I have to drink this coffee hot?"


Saturday night I found out, to my horror, I was the only person with a Doctor tagon Endor.

him: "Can you rez me? I'm at the Jinda Caves."

me: "I'm 6km away tanking 6 mereks and have my hands full. Not right now."

him: (after a slight pause)"Can you rez me? I'm at the Jinda Caves."

me: "Nope."



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RebPat
Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:32 am
#76

Hmm got this one yesterday.

While waiting for shuttle (2min left)
Customer: Can you buff me?
Me: Fine 10k (somewhat annoyed)

I run my buffing macro. Notice that is says can't buff on 2 stats. AKA He didn't let his other buffs run out.
Me: Didn't let me buff somestats.
Customer: Fine.
(Shuttle has been sitting for 2 min. I quickly leave on shuttle.)
Customer: (Tell) You didn't buff 2 of my stats.
Me: (tell) It wouldn't let me, I told you.
Customer: (tell) I want some of my money back.
Me: (tell) Fine. (refunds 2k)
Customer: (tell) 10k for 4 buffs you have to be kidding me.
Me: (tell) *Insert long explanation of it being his fault, all very nicely of course, and pointing out that I already refunded his ass*

Gotta wonder about some people.



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Cailid010
Mon Apr 05, 2004 7:56 am
#77

/bump






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Daeron23
Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:20 am
#78



I'm covert Rebel one day and I get this tell conversation going:


Overt Imp: Hey can you rez me? I'm at (wp)


Me: (put him on hold for a bit, had a small buff line, didn't know he was an Imp yet. Finally go look for him nearby) "Um, for an Overt Imp? I think not."


Overt Imp: "What??? Why not? I'll give you 10k I promise!"


Me: "It's not my choice, you're on the wrong side of this war."


Overt Imp: "But I saidI'll pay you! And I promise I will head to Tyrena and not come back here as soon as you do it!"


Me: "It's out of my hands, I'm sorry."


Overt Imp: "Why are you being such an a______? Come on man, I'll give you 20k, please hurry!"


Me: "Forget it, just clone, or find an Imp Doc, I can't help you."


Overt Imp: "G__D_____!!! Come on, ask yourself, 'What would Luke do?'"


Me: (no response now, long pause)


Overt Imp: "Fine, you want to be a jerk, go ahead. You better not ever let me catch you alone!"


Me: (Noticing his BH tag) "Umm, I don't think a BH is going to last too long against a Teras Kasi Master, so you should hope you never have to make good on that threat."


Overt Imp: (after a pause) "Come on man, please rez me!! Please I'm begging you!"


Me: (laughing to myself, stop responding)


Overt Imp: *clone*



That cheered me up for a good hour or so afterwards

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