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Oloosi

Thu Apr 15, 2004 4:48 am

Figures Bria, thats one of the reasonswhy I left that server in the first place.

-The Final Exit Has Begun-

Spider-Jerusalem

Thu Apr 15, 2004 7:17 am

Some funny posts here. On the Smuggler messageboards there is a similar thread that has been stickied where funny stories are shared, you guys should do the same. I am sure a bunch of you have hysterical stories about idiot players.

KenObi1

Thu Apr 15, 2004 8:19 am

#42

I am sure all of us Docs have some pretty funny stories. Most of my funny stories end in someone on my /ignore list.

Ibonek Bloodvayne-Jedi
Bloodvayne-Doctor/Rifleman

FuschiaD

Thu Apr 15, 2004 10:16 pm

#43

DarthXanthic wrote:

All I know is I tipped someone 15k today to change my eyes to brown.

And we love you for it!

I used to be a masterdoc. The demands on my time and personal funds drove me insane. I eventually went back to master image designer because it's pure profit. And the customers aren't NEARLY as whiny.

I'm sure I had some charming experiences of my own as a doctor... fortunately, I've delegated them to the back of my mind.

BTW, I was rather amused by the person who put their doc tag on specifically not to buff people. I'm even more amused that others are up in arms about it. It's his character, if he wants to sit in Coronet with his doc tag on (which he earned) and NOT buff people, that's absolutely his prerogative. And I remember how frustrating being a doctor can be. Y'all get a LOT of stupid people.

I wish I had an entertaining doc story to tell you, but I really don't... how about an ID one instead?

Client: I need a skin color change please

Me: Okay, I'm in Theed by the cantina.

Him: I'm at *waypoint* on Corellia

Me: That's nice. I'll wait for you here.

Him: I'm not travelling to Theed just to get a skin color change!
Me: That's fine. Have a good day.

Him: No, wait, I'll come.

*customer shows up, I'm working on another client, I tell him it'll be just a second*

Me: *groups customer* What color did you want?

Him: Red plz (he is a trando)

I offer it, and wait, and wait. The offer times out, at which point I put him at the end of the line and work on another client.

Him: HURRY UP YOU ARE REALLY SLOW I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY

Me: ...I beg your pardon?

Him: I NEED MY SKIN COLOR CHANGED NOW

Me: *kicks him from group* Find an ID who has a "kick me" sign on their back, because I sure as hell don't. Buhbye.

I know that was horribly off topic, but I just wasn't a doctor long enough to get any griefers. LOL

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