Doctor Archive

Some more I stole

"Uh-oh, I hope you don't plan on having any more kids"

"In the interest of conserving the environment I'm going to reuse all my medical supplies"

"Congratulations, Sir, you're pregnant!"

"You don't have to be #1 in your class to get a job"

"Are you sure you're a woman?"

"This is gonna hurt you more than it does me."

"Hold this we might need it later"

"I'll be listening to your heart through this paper towel tube."

"After checking your test results: "Can you /tip cash?""

"Nope, I'm dead."

"Please be patient, patient." (OK, this is more for medics )

"Next please!"

ty, gravy...i have a lot of fun with my AFK messages, too...hehe...

"Yes, I can buff. No, you can't have any. Want to fight about it?"

I have been a Master Doctor for about a week and when idont want people to ask be they bug me like crazy

once i was on dathomir just exploring and checked thier was like 4 people on the plane 3 of them asked for buffs hahah they never stop

Thou shalt not use base 800 enhance d's on afk tumblers constitution and stamina . . . unless they are /tumbletostand spamming your combat window in a semi-populated area.

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Skillmasternevi wrote:

"Yes, I can buff. No, you can't have any. Want to fight about it?"

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I like that one, and " You call those wounds?"

How about something like " Proper spelling yields proper heAALz"

A friend of mine has a hottkey:

"My name isn't plz."

(reply to "heals plz").

-T

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Traigus wrote:
A friend of mine has a hottkey:

"My name isn't plz."

(reply to "heals plz").

-T

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That's awesome! There's my vote!

"My name isn't plz."

For this quote keep in mind ANY stimpack...

You don’t want me to stick you in the arm? Good news! It’s a suppository"

"Yes I can buff.No you can't have any, wanna fight about it?" ~rotflmfao

Conversation from yesterday:

Jayddenn: "/yell can sombdy buff me plz"

Jayddenn: "/yell can soebody buff me plz"

Jayddenn: (closer) "/yell looking for buff send tell"

Jayddenn: (finally enters the med center) "Hi"

Me: "No, Jayddenn"

Jayddenn: "Buff me"

Me: (Draw carbine and aim)

Here's my favorite after sitting in the med center (with Master Doctor title up) crafting meds and someone comes in.

Igot TonsOfWounds sits down at a bed close by

5 minutes pass

Igot TonsOfWounds: Why aren't you healing me?

Me: You didn't ask.

- Travin

You don’t want me to stick you in the arm? Good news! It’s a suppository.

LMAO!

I will do my patients no harm, unless they fail to tip me.

Don't you wish that you had a /medicalmalpractice command for those non tippers?