Doctor Archive
Thread: Doctor Motto
lolI remember seeing this quote somewhere, but I'm not sure where. I used it as my AFK message for a while...
"Only crazy peopledo what the voices tell them to do..."
I'm also partial to, "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Doctors Unite!"
On an unrelated note: "Bothans are like twinkies; hairy on the outside but loaded with delicious cream filling on the inside."
My first droid I had was named - "tippers are remembered"..
I have a probot with a repair kit, master doc and almost master CM so mylatest expression is
- "We heal your mind, body, and Droid.... Your soul we leave to holocrons.."
"I'm sorry I am not getting enough XP here, do you mind standing closer to the Krayt?"
Simoras Ewack
Doc/Vet
"You are overt, I can't heal/buff/rez you"
"Can you drop a camp? I need to pull out my little friend."
"Anyone got Avian meat?"
"Anyone got Hervibor meat?"
"Stop running so I can heal you!"
"There is nothing wrong with my Enhance pack, the buffs are random I tell ya"
"Sure I will take a shuttle to your planet to heal your 5 str wound. No, no tip needed"
"You have to take your cloth off for /diagnose to work"
I used to use "No buff to tuff" changed from the "No Muff to Tuff"
Sitting here I thought of some song titles that could be changedor lyrics,
1. Change I wanna sex you up to I wanna buff you up
2. Or name your pets Hanz and Franz and say Wea herea to BUFF you up!
and I always have loved number 6
I. GOMERS DON'T DIE.
II. GOMERS GO TO GROUND.
III. AT A CARDIAC ARREST, THE FIRST PROCEDURE IS TO TAKE YOUR OWN PULSE.
IV. THE PATIENT IS THE ONE WITH THE DISEASE.
V. PLACEMENT COMES FIRST.
VI. THERE IS NO BODY CAVITY THAT CANNOT BE REACHED WITH A #14 NEEDLE AND A GOOD STRONG ARM.
VII. AGE + BUN = LASIX DOSE.
VIII. THEY CAN ALWAYS HURT YOU MORE.
IX. THE ONLY GOOD ADMISSION IS A DEAD ADMISSION.
X. IF YOU DON'T TAKE A TEMPERATURE, YOU CAN'T FIND A FEVER.
XI. SHOW ME A BMS* WHO ONLY TRIPLES MY WORK AND I WILL KISS HIS FEET. * Medical Student from the "Best Medical School."
XII. IF THE RADIOLOGY RESIDENT AND THE BMS* BOTH SEE A LESION ON THE CHEST X-RAY, THERE CAN BE NO LESION THERE. * Medical Student from the "Best Medical School."
XIII. THE DELIVERY OF MEDICAL CARE IS TO DO AS MUCH NOTHING AS POSSIBLE.
from House of God by Samuel Shem, Richard Marek Publishers, Inc., New York, ©1978 by Samuel Shem
"This is a hospital - not a zoo."
"Thanks for not tipping me..."
"Thanks, I should be able to craft great medicine with these 17 pieces of OQ 42 meat..."
"Has anyone seen Class 4 Liquid Petro Fuel?"
"He is dead, Jim!"
GOOD CALL MY YOUNG FRIEND!
Also the one about going halfway across the world to heal some crap strength wound! I get that all the time on Lok. I told the guy 10k for house calls!
This is perfect for medics....
"There is nothing wrong with my Enhance pack, the buffs are random I tell ya"
And this one for master doc... had someone ask me why I wasnt' using enhance d's, when they got a 1100 buff on their action... I almost screamed "What? Here Trade with me and I'll show you the pack I used...And be glad you didnt get a 800" After spending a ton of cash on high qual avian. Then they were like, cant you buff faster? the shuttle is here... grrr no more buffs for him.
Megerea
Megerea wrote:
Then they were like, cant you buff faster? the shuttle is here... grrr no more buffs for him.
Megerea
Oh!!! I hate those. Once I had to resort to the darkside and follow the fella all the way from Bestine to Anchorhead and when he died, I offered to rez him. Once he consented me I /dragged him from anchorhead to Mos Entha telling him I just need to drag him little bit more to pull out my droid. Wonder why he didn't open his planatory map to see just how far I dragged him?
Anyway I think he deserved it.