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Thread: Funniest Thing ever heard as a doctor.

shadowlith
Thu Mar 25, 2004 5:53 pm
#1

Funniest experiance as a doctor.


So I'm sitting in Coronet buffing. I get the usual /tell Hey can you buff me and heal my wounds? I respond sure, give my price, and what modifiers I use. The guy then asks me if I will buff Overts. I'm Overt myself 90% of the time, and was at the moment he asked, so I of course said Yes, in fact Overts get a discount.


The guy loves this, and says he'll meet me at the cantina right away. He just needed to kill some guy sitting overt in Coronet with a tiny mind pool. About that point I noticea little red dot on the edge of my radar. The guy I was talking to. Now of course I'm buffed myself, and have over 3k in each main stat, so even my 1k mind looked small. I just laugh, equip my rifle and one shot the poor guyat 64 meters with flushing2 (400 health wounds and being Overt is a bad combination).


DB, bow to his corpse and thank him for the business and walk away. I swear to god not 10 seconds later he chimes in on /tell "Hey that Rebel I was gonna kill got me. I was sooooooo close to killing him too. He GTEFed me with his friends. He's gone now though, can you come rez me?"


I think I was laughing about that one for a good 30 minutes. Any other funny stories?




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Skee100
Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:14 pm
#2

I had a pretty interesting evening buffing in Coronet (made 600k too ) I buffed someone, who immediately ran towards the shuttle and got killed by a rifleman, who I then revived. When I was wrapping up, I got pretty distracted and tired, and started buffing random bystanders, and not my confused costumers. Boy, that took me a while to explain.





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AgekVahoba
Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:25 pm
#3

best times ive ever had buffingL i was paid 500k to follow this overt around and keep him buffed an rezzed. Needless to say on went the comp, armed went the pike, and the buffs kept flowing. i went through 2 stacks of each on this guy in 1 hour. yeah, he sucked at pvp.... but i got a bonus for cleaning up his messes got i love it when you hit a guy with knockdown then dizzy.... hehehe gotta love dizzy kd when he tries to get up



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Kynin
Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:31 am
#4

I was buffing in theed one night and this was back in the day when ild tell ppl to tip what they though was fair, usually they tipped 10k some 8 some 12, so i buff this one guy and hit 3 for 3k+ and the rest were 2k= and i say ok all done and he says,"i give you 1k" tips me and runs away. Im totally pissedso i /tell the guy were you not happy with your buff? he replies, "no you didnt even buff my mind!"



Starphire
Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:33 am
#5

haha that last one was funny.


About a month ago I started sitting in coronet and buffing, and I got tired of keeping track of who i was buffing. It was the morning and I was the only doc on and had a huge crowd so i asked them for form a line. All these people walking by would laugh and be all "wow a line?!?! lol never seen that before" and it would amuse me I was all proud cause i had a 20 person long line. I would sit for hours. I did this for a few weeks, now whenever i go to coronet there are docs sitting around with lines next to each of them. I wanna scream "I STARTED IT!" but i know it was probably on other servers before ours. It still amuses me cause i sorta "effected" the game play of people some. Now I am hunting for good resources and so I am not buffing as much as normal, but as soon as I get some good stuff I plan to return to my lines


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BrodieDGroix
Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:24 am
#6

I do the lines too.I've been doing them for awhile I just got tired of trying to keep track of who was next.But on to my story.I like everyone else was sitting outside the starport in Coronet buffing people and an overt rebel comes up and asks if I'll buff her.As a rebel I see nothing wrong with this and she agrees to guard me till my tef wears off.Well lo and behold a covert imp comes out of the shuttle port no more than five mins. later and see's that I'm a red dot and goes to attack me.Bad idea since I'm buffed and have two 400 bottles of brandy in me.Well when I get ready to attack him I see 8 people that where in line start screaming at him to leave the doctor alone.It seems they didn't want to loose the only Buffer around.He ended up getting killed then tried to come back and asked me for some buffs.I of course had to decline because he wanted to kill me still.
DasShadow
Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:42 am
#7

The "line" idea has been around since I started the game, but I was in a different server. I Think it was back around January or so.



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Odim
Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:18 pm
#8

I'm not quite a master doctor yet.. I started buffing to gain the rest of my xp. Buffs are 790 with a med use of 88-90 varies per pack.


Well I figured I'd wait in a few starter citys and offer free buffs, and buff the randoms beginning players for free. Its good XP for me and who doesn't likefree buffs even if they are 1600pts. So rightI see a player in a full suit of bone armor, getting smacked around by a spice fiend, I run over to him and drop a heal, and hit the spice fiend with my power hammer. I started buffing the "newb" and he was like "Wow thank you soo much" and i replied back with "You're very welcome, Thank you". (Yes I know, I was suprised too the guy used complete words)



Anyway after i finished, he thanks me again and runs off, about 2 minutes later I get an email, So-and-So has tipped you 10 credits from bank, or whatever it says when you get a bank tip. Anyway I guess this isn't really funny but its cool. I mean the dude probably had no money at all, but still took the time and effort to tip me what he could spare. Its nice to see that we have some up and coming gamers with morals still. Thanks for making my day





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WobbleMin
Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:45 pm
#9

Was at Dathomirearly thisweek, buffing some players when this guy approached and says "I'll pay you 15k if you buff me". When I say "ok, after this person" (he is next anyway), he laughed out loud and says "So much for doctor's integrity, pay youmore and you buckle!" (something like that).


When it is his turn, after the first buff, a bank transfer of 150000 came in.


Moments later, he yelled "Too many zeroes! Can I have 135000 back?)


Do you think if I should tip him back?
















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jokijim
Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:37 am
#10






Kynin wrote:

I was buffing in theed one night and this was back in the day when ild tell ppl to tip what they though was fair, usually they tipped 10k some 8 some 12, so i buff this one guy and hit 3 for 3k+ and the rest were 2k= and i say ok all done and he says,"i give you 1k" tips me and runs away. Im totally pissedso i /tell the guy were you not happy with your buff? he replies, "no you didnt even buff my mind!"









hahaha what a loser lmao



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CaptainWinkii
Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:14 am
#11

absolutely not. and as a matter of fact i woulda rubbed it in his face and told him to learn to count.



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DreadLordWc3
Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:10 am
#12

One time, for fun I starting a shout for any doc that could mind buff me....they just kept yelling at me for a while heh. So i guess they sooner or later ignored me. Then i get one message from a doc and he said pay him 100k and he will. Its sorta funny.
Marrow1
Sat Mar 27, 2004 9:28 am
#13

The doc could have been a dancer as well..... you would have paid 100k for mind buff. Maybe the doc was not so dumb.




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