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Thread: Funniest Thing ever heard as a doctor.
I had a pretty interesting evening buffing in Coronet (made 600k too
) I buffed someone, who immediately ran towards the shuttle and got killed by a rifleman, who I then revived. When I was wrapping up, I got pretty distracted and tired, and started buffing random bystanders, and not my confused costumers. Boy, that took me a while to explain.
I was buffing in theed one night and this was back in the day when ild tell ppl to tip what they though was fair, usually they tipped 10k some 8 some 12, so i buff this one guy and hit 3 for 3k+ and the rest were 2k= and i say ok all done and he says,"i give you 1k" tips me and runs away. Im totally pissedso i /tell the guy were you not happy with your buff? he replies, "no you didnt even buff my mind!"
I'm not quite a master doctor yet.. I started buffing to gain the rest of my xp. Buffs are 790 with a med use of 88-90 varies per pack.
Well I figured I'd wait in a few starter citys and offer free buffs, and buff the randoms beginning players for free. Its good XP for me and who doesn't likefree buffs even if they are 1600pts. So rightI see a player in a full suit of bone armor, getting smacked around by a spice fiend, I run over to him and drop a heal, and hit the spice fiend with my power hammer. I started buffing the "newb" and he was like "Wow thank you soo much" and i replied back with "You're very welcome, Thank you". (Yes I know, I was suprised too the guy used complete words)
Anyway after i finished, he thanks me again and runs off, about 2 minutes later I get an email, So-and-So has tipped you 10 credits from bank, or whatever it says when you get a bank tip. Anyway I guess this isn't really funny but its cool. I mean the dude probably had no money at all, but still took the time and effort to tip me what he could spare. Its nice to see that we have some up and coming gamers with morals still. Thanks for making my day ![]()
Was at Dathomirearly thisweek, buffing some players when this guy approached and says "I'll pay you 15k if you buff me". When I say "ok, after this person" (he is next anyway), he laughed out loud and says "So much for doctor's integrity, pay youmore and you buckle!" (something like that).
When it is his turn, after the first buff, a bank transfer of 150000 came in.
Moments later, he yelled "Too many zeroes! Can I have 135000 back?)
Kynin wrote:
I was buffing in theed one night and this was back in the day when ild tell ppl to tip what they though was fair, usually they tipped 10k some 8 some 12, so i buff this one guy and hit 3 for 3k+ and the rest were 2k= and i say ok all done and he says,"i give you 1k" tips me and runs away. Im totally pissedso i /tell the guy were you not happy with your buff? he replies, "no you didnt even buff my mind!"
hahaha what a loser lmao