Carbineer Archive

Forget pistols and all that other crap, I have a better idea.....

We need melon hoslters!!!!

Also we need to be able to slice a melon in half and twirl the ends on our fingers.

I mean what could be more dangerous than a guy who could twirl melons on his fingers?

a person that can twirl bananas! thier long, thier uneven, and thier twisted. melons are for sissies.

If I see you twirling melons, I definately think that is a balance-breaking point...and you better believe I'll see to it that you get nerfed.

Heh, your living on the moon if you think we havent seen the balance-breaking point come and go.