CUEmu - Thread Posts

Spookibus

Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:26 pm

Had 3 funny tells from a Jedi today.

Target is a respec / AFK-grinder. I saw him on the Ryatt Trail about a month ago and he wasn't even a Padawan. He carried a hammer and spammed heals to his buddies.

Today I track him to Theed and he's spamming ads for his vendor, and duelling people.

I open up, and we have a LONG fight. I use every trick in the book--foods, drinks, buffs, health buff crystal, if it's not an exploit, I do it (I'm not a Jedi after all).

He runs to a spot where I can't see him and I break combat momentarily to pull something from a crate. I'm not giving up, but we're both out of action and I need tograb some more food. He sits down! I couldn't believe my luck--I think he was trying to log out. I don't know what his experience with BH's has been, butonce I attack I don'tback down no matter how badly it's going. I open back up, abandoning my crate pulling. It takes 3 or 4 attacks for him to respond, and by that time I have the advantage.

Then, he goes through the three stages of the Jedi death, as illustrated by the three tells he sent me:

Tell 1 (he's at half health): Kill me, it doesn't matter.

Tell 2 (at 1/4 health): I'll pay you!

/deathblow. 225k payout. Why would a full template offer to pay?

I ask: I thought it meant nothing?

Tell 3: It did, I'm screenshotting this and laughing at you.

I guess I'm his new desktop background.

Message Edited by Spookibus on 07-27-2005 06:28 PM

Braxius Spookorum -- Leader of xA-Rx

Palata Phasma -- Shimmy Jedi Hawtness

There is no Dhugg... ...There is only Kidders

TonieStark

Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:31 pm

#2

man that is classic.

Mawl: Wookie Rebel Jedi
Tonie Stark: Imperial Bounty Hunter
82 Jedi Killed
Favorite Jedi Kill Pics 221K 225K 222K 223K 220K 221K 226K 172K 197K 132K 202K 221K 225K 225K 221K 221K 222K 226K 219K 220K 222K
Chilastra

Atobe

Wed Jul 27, 2005 4:52 pm

#3

I wonder if he sat down to channel force? Recovery from the channel force command happens a lot faster if you're sitting, of course.

I know I'm betraying my Jedi sisters and brothers, but many of you know that force channel costs health action and mind. If you're stalking a Jedi, and notice before attacking that his HAM is taking periodic "hits" for no apparent reason, then that's what he's doing. Seems like a good time to strike.

==============================
“It is not advisable ... to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener.”
---
Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

RogueWatchman

Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:16 pm

#4

LOL I got -JoeSho- Takeing a break from a PvP battle. He channeled to 750 heatlth so I slammed him. 3 hits and 183k in the bank

'Jack' CANCELLED 11/15/05 due to NGE
Amun-Ra CANCELLED 11/15/05 due to NGE
Please drop off all auctions to my vender @ 212, 3004 on Dantooine called Storage

HeartlessHunter

Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:19 pm

#5

That is friggin priceless Lol

Can you post the SS?

>H O T U R I>
The Man With a Graveyard Tan
XAzalus MurishiniW

MBLAST

Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:33 pm

#6

He took a screenshot of himself gettting killed? Ooooooooooookay....

A fun, free, MMOG that you can play while grinding! Click here!
c:\>dir c:\star_w~1\charac~1\marsh\*.*
Directory of C:\star_w~1\charac~1\marsh
2/26/2003 04:02 AM 8,622 pi3.exe
6/14/2005 10:38 AM 4,604 forcession.exe
2 File(s)13,226 bytes
0 Dir(s) 523,646 bytes free
c:\>pi3.exe
I am the PI3 MINISTER! Oh, and Forcession

HeartlessHunter

Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:37 pm

#7

MBLAST wrote:

He took a screenshot of himself gettting killed? Ooooooooooookay....

My bad mis-read

>H O T U R I>
The Man With a Graveyard Tan
XAzalus MurishiniW

BamaDan78

Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:42 pm

#8

I love how the Jedi who get their arses kicked are the ones spamming "noob BH" and "I'm laughing at you" tells to the BH...

If that's not denial, I don't know what is...

-------------------------------------------------
Bria--Tallius Slythe
Pre-CU TKM/BH Stalker
Pre-NGE-MBH/MCM
Post-NGE Smuggler

Kley Diex (retired)
Pre-NGE-Master Smuggler/Master Doctor
Post-NGE-Respec Jedi (didn't even get FS before the NGE)

OnmiScient

Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:01 pm

#9

Lol great

I think the best ones are when you get all the mates crowding around giving you all kinds of hate thats half the fun of Bounty Hunting.

Onmi Scient

Level 90 Bounty Hunter - Chimaera Server - Master Clickerer

ChemicalBrother

Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:38 pm

#10

Maura's got a best kills SS page, this Jedi gots a buncha deaths SS page?

I chill at the party in my b-boy stance
Walk, cap low, KoK in my pants
Fly like a dove, that come from up above
My name's Iron Lung but you can say ONE LOVE!

P.L.U.R.: *P*lease *L*et *U*s *R*ave

Treesquid706

Wed Jul 27, 2005 8:48 pm

#11

OnmiScient wrote:
Lol great

I think the best ones are when you get all the mates crowding around giving you all kinds of hate thats half the fun of Bounty Hunting.

It's even better when you toast the person who, according to them, was going to "pwn ur nub azz!!!11"

-Treesquid-

-Bounty Hunter-

Support my habit

kmasterjedi

Wed Jul 27, 2005 10:53 pm

#12

That is freakin hilarious

Terå Kåsi/ Swordsmån/ Doctor
This Is The Color Of My Fellow Cområds
*----"N å c h r i t i from C h i l å s t r å"----*
I Wålk Beside The Dårk Sided Line Of The World
"Feår Me Now.......Fear Me For All Eternity"
:emporer:

Bounty Hunter Archive

Thread: The 3 Stages of a Jedi Death