Bounty Hunter Archive
Thread: Perfect MasterCard Commercial for SWG! Check it out!
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Dash_Rendar7
Wed Jul 27, 2005 5:51 pm
#1
# of times you have been banned from player cities: 25
# of seeker droids wasted due to server bugs: 4
Max damage on your T21: 1101
Hours spent stalking your mark: 2
Hours spent in forums reading about tactics (Jedi Whining): 400
# of pesky creatures killed trying to blow your cover: 30
# of times you have lost a kill due to exploiting "Jedi Samaritans": 12
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The endless stream of hate tells that you recieve because YOU set a lousy jedi back 200k of FS XP: PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!
For everyone else there is Boba Fett!
Sabia
Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:18 pm
#4
Should have just stopped after 3 counting items and then a shorter, more concise priceless line. It's really too long and drawn out(ie. too much obvious hate)to be funny.
Dash_Rendar7
Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:28 pm
#5
Just a little joke...sorry i guess it wasn't that funny! I really don't hate. i just try and bring out the lighter side of the universe!
TheMadCoder
Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:52 pm
#7
Dash_Rendar7 wrote:
# of times you have been banned from player cities: 25
# of seeker droids wasted due to server bugs: 4
Max damage on your T21: 1101
Hours spent stalking your mark: 2
Hours spent in forums reading about tactics (Jedi Whining): 400
# of pesky creatures killed trying to blow your cover: 30
# of times you have lost a kill due to exploiting "Jedi Samaritans": 12
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The endless stream of hate tells that you recieve because YOU set a lousy jedi back 200k of FS XP: PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!
Cute. If you cut it down to, say,3 bullets before your punchline, it might be better. Didn't have the feel of a MasterCard commercial. 
Still, cute. 
OnmiScient
Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:55 pm
#8
For everything else there is boba fett was the bit that made me laugh
Dash_Rendar7
Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:59 pm
#9
Max damage on your T21: 1101
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Hours spent stalking your mark: 2
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# of pesky creatures killed trying to blow your cover: 30
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The endless stream of hate tells that you recieve because YOU set a lousy jedi back 200k of FS XP: PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!
For everyone else there is Boba Fett! __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Better?
SomeUser
Wed Jul 27, 2005 6:59 pm
#10
Dash_Rendar7 wrote:
# of times you have been banned from player cities: 25
Hours spent in forums reading about tactics (Jedi Whining): 400
Max damage on your T21: 1101
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The endless stream of hate tells that you recieve because YOU set a lousy jedi back 200k of FS XP: PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!
Fixed for a MasterCard commercial
Message Edited by SomeUser on 07-27-2005 09:00 PM
Dash_Rendar7
Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:05 pm
#11
Thanks, but i still think the "For everyone else there is Boba Fett" should stay
TheMadCoder
Wed Jul 27, 2005 7:05 pm
#12
or blew up his uber jetpack he was showing off at the starport...
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