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Thread: halarious story: jedi gives me a tour of his house!!

He-who-hunts-jedi
Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:33 am
#53



Mubaar_Nix wrote:
Heh, I can see StarWars Episode II "Special edition"

Ext. Rain is beating down on the landing platform of the Kamino cloning facility.

Closeup on Obi, - Obi-wan makes haste out into the rain...and spots Jango fett.

Obi - Are you here to kill me?

Jango - yes...

Obi - ...uh..can I have a few minutes?

Janjo - (thinks for a moment) sure...why not...i'm gonna just head
into my ship there and have a cup of coffee..shout when your ready?

Obi - sure thing...only be a sec. (insert the classic Euen Mcgregor smile)

Int.Jangos ship - Jango sits in the cockpit sipping on his latte outside through the canopy Obi-wan can be seen glowing with the force, buffing himself for the coming battle


.....a few minutes later. Obi stands over a decapitated Jango

Obi - NOOB I PWNED JOO!!! /spit

Message Edited by Mubaar_Nix on 08-04-2005 04:04 AM





LOL...nice



He-who-hunts-jedi
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Yoshiyuki
Thu Aug 04, 2005 2:51 am
#54






KorvacL wrote:

WOW, I love these stories.


A lot of Jedi seem to be kids. This is why they have so much time to grind out a Jedi so quickly. This explains the niavetivity (sp?) I hear so often.


Good job,






Or they are Ebaydi

groundcrew
Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:09 am
#55






Samitsu wrote:
i can't believe you are proud of this sort of behavior. people like you who thrive on deceit ruin things for everyone else.




Cool your jets, I'm positive he doesn't care. This is part of keeping jeeteye on ther toes and making life interesting for Jedi. If you can't take the heat........play your alt, thats what its there for. Besides I've seen jeeteye do far worse.



Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."
groundcrew
Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:11 am
#56






JoBoFedderish wrote:
Heh, were Bounty Hunters! We use every tactic available to us to get the upper hand over the alpha class jedi! Scuse me if I dont stand toe to toe against them and hit them while grinding, pretend to be buddy-buddy or hit while they duel in public!




/QFE
*cough* for the win *cough*



Flakk Gun:Elder Ranger
Improvise, Adapt, and Overcome

"My camps may be gone and my cammo changed to Vanish....But I still have my rifle, I still have my love of hunting...and the outdoors, and THAT is what makes me a Ranger."
deathjdstn32
Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:22 am
#57

oh yea forgot to mention where they hunt at was a place on kash and the bh friends loved me for giving their location up like that
TashunkaSapa
Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:29 am
#58






Samitsu wrote:
well then you are just as worthless as he is. Just because we are in a "no consequences" format in an online game doesn't mean that suddenly being a jerk is ok.




Oh, but of course! He should have sent the Jedi a tell saying "I am a BH and I have your mission", then a waypoint to his current location and an invitation to duel with weapons of the Jedi's choice - you know, just to be all sporting and "gentlemanly" about it.



Shaan'ti Hokai (Kauri)
Imperial Pilot Ace/Master Smuggler/Master Bounty Hunter
Master Explorer. Force-Sensitive. HERO OF TATOOINE.
TashunkaSapa
Thu Aug 04, 2005 4:34 am
#59






atone48732 wrote:

its called a cowardly backstabbing low cheap move


not smarts..





Well, I'd say the victim was the one who was "not smart", and I don't recall seeing anything about Bounty Hunters having to be honorable. In fact, quite the opposite, by necessity.






then again what would you expect from a scumbag like a bounty hunter

there is nothing worse then a bounty hunter




Sure there is - our PREY. Jedi are the natural prey of Bounty Hunters, and therefore lower on the food chain. So however low you place us, remember that Jedi are one step below that.




Shaan'ti Hokai (Kauri)
Imperial Pilot Ace/Master Smuggler/Master Bounty Hunter
Master Explorer. Force-Sensitive. HERO OF TATOOINE.
TrandotionAssassin
Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:37 am
#60

nobody said bh was an honorable proffession.


BTW: people who said i was coward. ive won on him one on one before i got his mission. i couldve easily owned him when he stepped out of the house, but i wanted his death to be more miserable MWAHAHAHAHAHA!



Ishosx Pekt - Rogue/Ace Pilot
-Jan- Pekt - Engineer
Vender Dropoff: -1235 -2964 Bestine, Tatooine
ZionHalcyon
Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:45 am
#61






atone48732 wrote:

bah BOunty hunters make me sick



and I am leaving it at that







That's because your alt is a $#!tty jedi.



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S0ldad0
Thu Aug 04, 2005 5:58 am
#62

Jedi's fault...



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psyckos
Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:09 am
#63

Perfect example of "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer!" Well done!



O-Vu Etici Elder Bounty Hunter

"You think they're selling you truth.
The truth is they're selling you out."
TrandotionAssassin
Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:45 am
#64

im a sneeky guy



Ishosx Pekt - Rogue/Ace Pilot
-Jan- Pekt - Engineer
Vender Dropoff: -1235 -2964 Bestine, Tatooine
whitethunder
Thu Aug 04, 2005 7:54 am
#65

just read this LOL freaking great stuff!!
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