Bounty Hunter Archive

well before the anonymous names "I'll be back" terminator style

I used to have /say "You have been found guilty of crimes against our glorious Empire, therefore your life will be terminated." attached to my DB macro. Some appreciated it (the decent jedi, the rp-ers, ... ), some didn't (the whiners).

"Is that the Imperial March I hear?";/pause 1;/holoemote imperial;/pause 1;/banghead (Reads Colmoli Wyaa bangs his head to the music)

/deathblow;

/mood cold;

/say When you chose to become a forcewitch, %TT, you chose...;

/pause 2;

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side"

I have 2 made

/deathblow

/pause

/say Hmmm, smells like someone died

and

/deathblow

/pause

/say Oh man, did you see that....your head looked like a watermellon being hit by a sledgehammer!

Only for the Jedi who give me a hard time. I use

/deathblow

:urinates on %TT

"Your visibility has been removed. Please refrain from getting visibility in the future; I'd hate to have to come back out here."

One I told a Jedi's in-game wife:

"Ma'am, your husband murdered a farming family on Naboo. You're lucky I got here when I did. It was only a matter of time before he turned on you."

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Spookibus wrote:

"Your visibility has been removed. Please refrain from getting visibility in the future; I'd hate to have to come back out here."

One I told a Jedi's in-game wife:

"Ma'am, your husband murdered a farming family on Naboo. You're lucky I got here when I did. It was only a matter of time before he turned on you."

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See my sig below. I typically only say it when the Jedi or his Jedi fanboy groupies talk trash/hate.

I think a good smarta$$ one, though not original is:

"help control the pet population, have your Jedi spayed or neutered."

/wave

/mount

And ride off.