Bounty Hunter Archive

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"I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

Ocrizo Regok,
NGE Jedi

Alisha'
Medic (the few, the proud, the MEDIC!)

Got my vote for post of the week, way better than the previous what 8 or so Friday features.

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SWG an empire divided... 60$ X2 120$
Jump to Light speed ........30$ X 2 60$
Rage of the Wookies....... 30$ X 2 60 $
Trials of Obi Wan ............ 30$ X 1 30$ (not 2 because of impending doom)

Paying 1,170$ and spending 1000+ hrs developing charectors and gathering items only to be told go f--- yourself .......Priceless
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"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."
--Martin Luther King Jr.

Now THAT is funny -- well done indeed.

The SWG Forums. You will never find a more wretched hive of
catassery and buttmonkeyism. We must be cautious.

Entilzah Valen - Back from the Dead.
We got owned

(SWG version of "The Grinch")

How the Sith stole upgrade

Every Nerf down in Nerf-Ville, liked Upgrade alot
But the Sith who lived north of Nerf-Ville..
Did NOT!

The Sith hated Upgrade, the whole upgrade season,
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason

It could be that his sabre, wasn't screwed on quite right,
Or it could be perhaps that his robe was too tight
But I think the most likely reason of all...
Was that his brain was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason, his robe or his sword...
he stood there at upgrade, hating the horde
Staring outside his house with a sour sithy frown
at the warm speeder engines running so near
He new that every Nerf down in Nerf-Ville...
...was readying his gear.

" Theyre equipping their armor!" He snarled with a sneer.
"Tommorrow is upgrade, its practically here!".

Then he growled with his fingers, nervously drumming,
"I must find a way to keep Upgrade from coming".

For tommorrow he knew all the Nerf daughters and sons,
would wake bright and early, and head for their guns

Then the hunts, hunts, hunts and hunts
its the one thing he hated, and that was the hunts

And the Nerfs old and new would dismount and shoot,
theyd shoot and shootwhile holding their guns tight
They would start with the Paddies and theoccassional Knight

And then theyd do something he hated, when there was no chance to flee,
theyd root, triple incapp ....and delete his XP

The Nerfs would stand, with their bank accounts adding,
They would stand and swap comments, joking and laughing

And the more the Sith though of the whole scheme,
The more the Sith thought "I must stop thiswhole thing!"
"For years Ive put up with it now, I must stop them from hunting...
...But HOW?"

And then he got an idea..
an aweful idea...
the Sith got a wonderful aweful idea,
"Its just what I'll do" as he sat in his seat,
"Ill send in a ticket, and say I was griefed"

He chuckled and laughed, as he clicked on his mouse,
"Ill nerf up their terminals...no more hiding by house."

All I need is a dev, so the Sith looked around..
He couldnt find any for theyre hard to be found
"If I cant find a Dev then Ill just have to shout"
So he sent ina ticket, about canceling accounts.

The Sith bugged up their missions which gave hunting the boot,
To discourage bounties, they were given boss NPC loot.

He took away mission names and prices,
which determinedskill levelat last..
And keptgrinding alive, on the planet of Kash.

"Pooh pooh to the Nerfs" he was sithly humming,
"theyre finding out now...no patch is coming"

"Soon theyll awake, and I know what theyll do

they will soon log on...and Ill say...Cry more n00b!"

"That is a sound", said the Sith"that I simply must hear."
So he paused and the Sith put a hand to his ear.

But the sound wasnt sad, it was the sound of probes falling,
"Their hunts are not stalling", the Sith finally said,
"They hear their droids calling, the Nerfs are not dead!"

Every Nerf down in Nerf-Ville was hunting, the large and the small,
They were allhunting and hunting...target offline bug and all

And the Sith stood puzzling and puzzling,

"How could it be so?"

"It came without warning...it came without tells,

It came without patches, hotfixes, or bells."

He puzzled and puzzled till his mind was no more,
and then the Sith though of something he hadnt before.

Maybe the reason that sabre block ended,
was becauseJediHunting,is really intended

And what happened then, in Nerf-Ville they say,
The Sith's brain grew three sizes that day
And at that minute his robe didnt feel quite so tight,
so he whizzed on his swoop under the twin Tatooine light

He drove from the town following the Nerfs with their load,

and he,
He himself

The Sith...
...launched the first probe.

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Higei Dracotalus-Starsider-Master BH/Master Combat Medic/0003 Pistoleer
Infamous Bounty HUNTING is for rejects, I don't hunt, I decimate.
Jedi {<=30-10=>} Record (full templates)

Cardossk- "Why die now when you can kill them later?"
Mylako- "I kill only when i'm paid. And since No one's paid me to kill you yet, sleep tight."

(SWG version of "The Grinch")

How the Sith stole Ugrade

Every Nerf down in Nerf-Ville, liked Upgrade alot
But the Sith who lived north of Nerf-Ville..
Did NOT!

The Sith hated Upgrade, the whole Upgrade season,
Now, please don't ask why,no one quite knows the reason
It could be that his sabre wasn't screwed on quite right,
Or it could be perhaps that his robe was too tight
But I think the most likely reason of all...
Was that his brain was two sizes too small.

But whatever the reason, his robe or his sword...
he stood there at Upgrade hating the horde
Staring outside his house with a sour sithy frown,
at the warm speeder engines runningso near
He new that every Nerf down in Nerf-Villewas readying his gear

"And they're equipping their armor!" He snarled witha sneer
"Tommorrow is Upgrade, its practically here!".
Then he growled, with his jedi fingers nervously drumming,
"I must find a way to keep Upgrade from coming!".

For tommorrow he knew, all the Nerf daughters and sons,
Would wake bright and early, and head for their guns

Then the hunts, hunts, hunts and hunts,
is the one thing he hated and that was the hunts

And the Nerfs old and new would dismount and shoot,
and theyd shoot and shootwhile holding their guns tight
They would start with the Paddies and the occassional Knight

And they'd do something he hated when there was no chance to flee,
theyd root, triple incapp, and delete Jedi XP
The Nerfs would stand, with their bank accounts adding,
They would stand and swap comments, joking and laughing

And the more the Sith though of thisscheme
The more the Sith thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"For years Ive put up with it now..
...I must stop them from hunting,
But HOW?"

And then he got an idea..
...an aweful idea,
the Sith got a wonderful aweful idea

"Its just what Ill do!" he said as he sat in his seat,
"Ill send in a ticket, and say I was griefed!"

He chuckled and laughed, as he clicked on his mouse..
"Ill nerf up their terminals..
...no more hiding by house."

All I need is a Dev, so the Sith looked around...
He couldnt find any for they're hard to be found
"If I cant find a Dev then Ill just have to shout",
So he sent ina ticket, about cancelingaccounts

The Sith bugged up their missions which gave hunting the boot,
To discourage bounties, they were given bossNPC loot

He took away mission names and prices,
which determined Jediskill at last..
And kept grinding alive, on the planet ofKash.

"Pooh pooh to the Nerfs" he was sithly humming,
"they're finding out now...no patch is coming!"

Soon they'll awake, and I know what theyll do
they will soon log on...
and Ill say, "Cry more n00b!"

" That is a noise,"said the Sith "that I simply must hear",
So he paused and the Sith put a hand to his ear
But the sound wasnt sad,it was the sound of probes falling,
"Their hunts are not stalling!" The Sith finally said
"They hear their droids calling, the Nerfs are not dead!"

Every Nerf down in Nerf-Ville was hunting, thelarge and the small,
They werehunting and hunting...target offline bug and all

And the Sith stood puzzling and puzzling,
"How could it be so?"
"It came without warning. Itcame without tells"
"It came without hotfixes, patches, or bells"

He puzzled and puzzled till his mind was no more,
and then the Sith though of something he hadnt before

"Maybe the reason that sabre block ended,
means that Jedi Hunting is really intended"

Andwhat happened then, in Nerf-Ville they say,
The Siths brain grew three sizes that day
And at that minute his robe didnt feel quite so tight,
so he whizzed on his swoop under the twin Tatooine light

He drove from the town following the Nerfs with their load,

and he
He himself

The Sith...
...launched the first probe.